By accessing darkSIDEpool™ DSP, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, do not initiate the uplink.
We provide digital analysis of billiards performance. While we strive for "God Mode" accuracy, computer vision results may vary based on your video quality and lighting.
The Emperor observes all, but the extraction of truth requires absolute precision. When a high volume of apprentices seek the Dark Side, the analysis queue is processed strictly by arrival time. Exercise patience and discipline. Do not surrender to haste. Your Holocron will be updated the moment the forensic audit is complete. The Emperor will transmit a signal should any unforeseen anomalies cause significant delay.
The Sacrifice is Absolute. Just as a shot played cannot be unplayed, credits acquired (dSc) and subscriptions initiated are final and non-refundable. The system consumes these resources to fuel the analysis engine immediately. Subscription cancellations must be executed prior to the renewal date; the Emperor does not offer retroactive mercy.
You agree not to upload malicious code or content unrelated to billiards. The "Emperor" (Admin) reserves the right to ban users for abuse without refund. Insolence toward the system will be met with immediate expulsion.
DarksidePool™ Ltd is not responsible for any injury or damage to equipment sustained while attempting our drills. The Dark Side creates power, but physical execution is your own responsibility. Practice responsibly.
This is a Parody & Coaching Persona.
DarkSidePool™ and "The Emperor" persona are independent creations designed for billiards coaching and motivation. We are NOT endorsed by, affiliated with, or associated with Lucasfilm Ltd., The Walt Disney Company, or any of their subsidiaries. All references to "The Force," "Sith," or "Jedi" are used metaphorically in a tongue-in-cheek manner to describe pool psychology and technique. The "Real" Emperor is a fictional character owned by others; our Emperor is just a very strict pool coach.